{"id":10573,"date":"2015-11-18T14:32:46","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T19:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dougbittinger.com\/thoughts\/?p=10573"},"modified":"2025-04-21T01:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:56:38","slug":"firewood-splitting-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/firewood-splitting-assistant\/","title":{"rendered":"Firewood Splitting Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim is a friend of ours.\u00a0 He used to be our next door neighbor and would help me cut and stack firewood, but a couple of years ago he and his wife were offered a great deal on a house she had always admired and they moved down the road.\u00a0 He&#8217;s still one of my best friends, just a more distant neighbor.<\/p>\n<p>I had the truck today &#8212; because I was doing a dog transport for the local animal shelter &#8212; and decided to stop in and see Tim on my way home.\u00a0 We talked for a while.\u00a0 His dog made it known that he needed to go out for a walk.\u00a0 As we were leaving, Tim said, &#8220;Hey!\u00a0 Do you want some firewood?&#8221;\u00a0 He pointed across to the far side of his property where recent winds had broken off a small maple tree.\u00a0 He&#8217;d already cut it up but had no use for the wood.\u00a0 We use firewood for heat, so I&#8217;m always glad of a gift of firewood, especially when it&#8217;s already cut up and ready to load!\u00a0 I thanked him and loaded it up.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-10560\" src=\"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-content\/uploads\/Firewood-fromTim-800x500-1.jpg\" alt=\"firewood load\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/>I figured I&#8217;d back the truck in to my loading dock, roll the wood splitter out onto the dock, split the wood as it came off the truck and stack it. Since it&#8217;s green wood, I won&#8217;t be able to burn it this year, it needs to season first. I&#8217;ll stack it on the far end of the \u201cready to use\u201d wood stack and hope we don&#8217;t burn through the whole stack this winter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/Blondie150205-Boomer-Noises-2-800x500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10382\" src=\"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/Blondie150205-Boomer-Noises-2-800x500.jpg\" alt=\"Blondie Boomer Noises150205(2) 800x500\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a>Before getting started, I went inside to check messages and check on the dogs. While I was inside someone in the area decided to start some target practice with his blunderbuss.<\/p>\n<p>Blondie Bear is terrified of gunfire.\u00a0 (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.grit.com\/community\/heart-of-the-home\/firewood-splitting-assistant\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read More&#8230;<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tim is a friend of ours.&nbsp; He used to be our next door neighbor and would help me cut and stack firewood, but a couple of years ago he and his wife were offered a great deal on a house she had always admired and they moved down the road.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s still one of my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/firewood-splitting-assistant\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Firewood Splitting Assistant&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[89,26],"class_list":["post-10573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-blondie","tag-life-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10573"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20160,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10573\/revisions\/20160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}