{"id":8245,"date":"2015-03-18T21:26:49","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T01:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dougbittinger.com\/thoughts\/?p=8245"},"modified":"2025-04-21T01:56:39","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:56:39","slug":"toilet-paper-debate-resolved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/toilet-paper-debate-resolved\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Paper Debate Resolved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The\u00a0ongoing debate over\u00a0toilet paper orientation\u00a0seems to have been answered more than a century ago.<\/p>\n<p>According to an 1891 patent by New York businessman Seth Wheeler, the end of a toilet paper roll should be on the front, or in the \u201cover\u201d position.\u00a0 Advocates of the \u201coff-the-back\u201d position, please take note and\u00a0flip that roll over when you get home.\u00a0 The science has been settled, the guy who <strong>invented<\/strong> the stuff says so.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/PineyMountainFoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-content\/uploads\/Toilet-paper-roller-patent-1891.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-8246\" src=\"http:\/\/PineyMountainFoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-content\/uploads\/Toilet-paper-roller-patent-1891-204x300.png\" alt=\"toilet paper\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Mr. Wheeler, the man behind the Albany Perforated Wrapping Paper Company, is also the reason we\u2019re able to tear off perfect squares in the first place: Albany Perforated originally patented the idea for perforated &#8220;wrapping&#8221; paper (a more modest name for toilet paper) in 1871.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My invention &#8230; consists in a roll of wrapping paper with perforations on the line of the division between one sheet and the next, so as to be easily torn apart, such roll of wrapping paper forming a new article of manufacture,&#8221; Wheeler&#8217;s 1871 parent read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The&nbsp;ongoing debate over&nbsp;toilet paper orientation&nbsp;seems to have been answered more than a century ago. According to an 1891 patent by New York businessman Seth Wheeler, the end of a toilet paper roll should be on the front, or in the &ldquo;over&rdquo; position.&nbsp; Advocates of the &ldquo;off-the-back&rdquo; position, please take note and&nbsp;flip that roll over when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/toilet-paper-debate-resolved\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Toilet Paper Debate Resolved&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[71,15],"class_list":["post-8245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-history","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19955,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8245\/revisions\/19955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pineymountainfoster.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}