I received a Notice of Complaint today. It came from the law firm of Dewey, Barkum, and Howe and notifies me that a complaint of animal neglect and criminal deprivation has been lodged against me. The plaintiffs in this action are identified as “The House Dogs”.
I suspect this has something to do with the recent cookie conundrum.
I also find it odd that instead of being typed neatly on law firm letterhead, this notice was written in orange magic marker on a dinner napkin. Also, rather than being delivered by certified mail or a process server, it was rolled up and poked into the fencing down by the low-corner gate of the play yard.
However; in this ultra-liberal, do-what-you-want world, one never knows for sure. So I began the appeasement process.
This has appeased them (most of them) for the moment, and I have extras for another round if it comes to that.
I will, however, be keeping a close eye on the Brotherhood of the Beagles. They have been trouble before!
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